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America declares war on the Moon!

In an obscure, and slightly hazed view of the headlines, this is basically what has happened. It is a lot like Iraq. America invaded Iraq because they thought that there was weapons of mass destruction there. Now America is invading the Moon because they think water is there. Are they going to be so wrong again?

Or perhaps America has ran out of interesting countries to throw bombs at, so they decided to take it out on the poor old Moon.

Also Obama has won a peace prize? Maybe he has won it because this is the longest amount of time a president has endured after being made president and not invaded another country.

Why would you bomb his cute little creamy face?

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Stupid people

Yes there are stupid people at University. You would think that they have been flushed out by now, slowly sieved out from the rest of normal society. I am not being snobbish, but some people really can say the most stupid things.

For example, I heard a girl say ‘Where is Ireland?’, and ‘I didnt know Ireland had its own island’. Surely people with that low IQ shouldnt be able to make it into University?

scan0004Oh no

Saw this on a piece of plastic wrapping. Which made me think, if someone was stupid enough to come in contact with a different piece of plastic wrapping without this warning sign on it, would he/she/it immediately put it over their head to see what would happen. Which THEN made me think about natural selection. Because natural selection isnt really happening as much as it did as, say, when we was being chased by lions and horrifically eaten alive. This may sound evil…infact it does sound evil, but the humans that wasnt supposed to survive, have survived and are passing on their genes, which may not be beneficial to the human race.

Example

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJMUWI0z95w]

Can you imagine these people escaping a lion? No, which is why there was no stupid cavemen.

Well to be fair it was fitness over intelligence then, but same principles.

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