I have been a busy little student watching a couple of the new films that are out in the cinema. The kind of films everyone raves about before they are even released, and once they are released they just say, ‘oh..’.
Notably
Paranormal Activity
Which is the most unscary piece of zombie brain food I have ever seen.
Things that are scarier than Paranormal Activity:
- Bill Baily
- Dogs with three legs
- People that eat in a slow, menacing way
- Flowers
Although this film was marketing extremely well, which means they were able to disguise how much of a bad film this is by not telling us that this film is filmed on one location, in the same way, for an hour and a bit. Which tends to get extremely boring. Much like the Blair Witch Project, although I cannot say much about that because I havent seen it.
The film starts with a happy couple deciding to venture into the paranormal world by filming, and recording sound, or ‘EVP‘ as ghost hunters call it.
Translated: ‘Who you gonna call?’
Obviously this ghost, or demon as they later find out, gets rather annoyed with all this exposure to the media world. Perhaps this is a shy demon, or perhaps he is just Russel Crowe and likes to inflict pain unto anyone with a camera.
So many footsteps, bangs, possessions, and one rude awakening, where the girl is pulled out of bed, dragged down the hall, and bitten. Which is the best way I suggest to get a younger brother out of bed.
I was slightly enjoying the film until about halfway through, when the guy (who is very annoying) puts powder on the floor to try and capture footprints. The footprints in the morning are of a demonic nature, three toes, like a bird kind of. When this happened I lost faith in the film and just thought to myself…’This is a bit silly’.
The ending, which I thought was an anti climax, was quick, abrupt, and not very clear. Because the film is made to look sort of like a home movie, the camera is left in the bedroom, and as the possessed girlfriend walks out of the room, all you hear is a scream, presumably the dude as he gets jooked by a large sharp knife. Which I dont blame the girl for doing, she probably just blamed it on possession.
Possession my arse.
She hated his guts so much she thought they would look better with several puncture wounds.
After watching Paranormal Activity I was left feeling disappointed and had a full and happy nights sleep dreaming about rabbits.
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