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Whitstable and Photography

Today I went to Whitstable with my lovely camera. So not much to talk about really so here are the few photos that I took.

Tomorrow I am going to walk to the sea again and take more photos, some in the style of David Hockney, so before I get called a copycat, all credit to him for such great work he has made.

Pretty cool eh?

Mine will probably turn out amateur, but its worth a shot!

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Lives of the Artists

To me, to be an artist is to do something you love doing. Whether that be spreading a message, stirring emotions or just a hobby. Anyone can be an artist, and most people are, without even realising it.

Recently I watched a compelling documentary with stunning imagery and photography. The documentary is called Lives of the Artists and was created by Relentless (yes the energy drink). The documentary hit a nerve with me and made me realise what is important in life. And that is happiness. Do what you enjoy doing and you will be happy. Being stuck in a monotonous job working 9 till 5 is not my idea of happiness unless you are doing something you enjoy doing. The problem with today’s society is that people have to do something they do not enjoy in order to make money to support their family. Are people who do what they enjoy and not worry about money selfish? Only a few get the chance to actually enjoy their career AND support their family.

The people in this documentary are those few. Featuring  a couple of surfers named Tom Lowe and Fergal Smith, a snowboarder named Xavier De Le Rue, and the UK Hardcore punk band Gallows. The documentary really opens your eyes to the world and to beauty, and makes you feel bad for not experiencing some of the worlds wonder.

Xavier De Le Rue: He throws himself off mountains

The surfers and the snowboarder are very similar as artists, because they are both doing what they love and that is it. Whereas the band Gallows are too doing what they love, except they also have a message.

And most people who listen to Gallows do not understand what they are about. I believe that Gallows message is that it doesnt matter how good you are at singing or playing an instrument, as long as you have ambition and aspirations you will make it in the field that you love. And Gallows are there to prove it. I don’t particularly like their music, it doesnt sound nice. Nice music is music like REM and Coldplay, which I do like, but it hasn’t got the same energy as Gallows. Gallows is aggressive, energetic and full of passion, as well as stirring emotions with the public, that is all that matters. I like to equate Gallows to the early punk band The Sex Pistols, because they were very similar with their message.

Here are some cool shots from the documentary, and the link for the documentary at the bottom of this post.

On a last note, I do think Gallows are reaching their end. As the frontman Frank Carter says in the documentary, he has said and done everything he set out to do, and doesnt get anything out of his music anymore. And when Frank leaves Gallows which I feel is inevitable, Gallows will die.

And here is that link, which I urge you to watch.

Lives of the Artists

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The Noughties

The end of the noughties approaches. And was it as naughty as everyone describes it as? I do not think so. It was lame. It’s all about the 90′s, when things were cool, there was no recession, grunge was kicking off, and technology was improving every minute. To me the noughties were lame because there was nothing really new, only improvements on old things. Like faster computers, or new Xbox’s. Plus the whole reality TV thing got even worse! There was no new music, and fashion has started to repeat itself. The only way I can explain it is calling it ‘pre war fashion’, in nearly all trendy shops they are selling old clothes, that looks like they are from a war film. Is it because they have run out of ideas they are just going back to the beginning? or as far back as is socially acceptable. Loin clothes would be too far.

Latest Topshop models

Just replace the suit trousers with skinny jeans and you have the trendy guys of today.

So history does repeat itself? Which means we have two wars to look forward to pretty soon, and the invention of the motor car…perhaps I shouldnt take the statement that serious, but to a certain extent history does repeat itself.

The only good thing of the noughties I can think of is Jade Goody’s demise. That was an advantage to mankind.

So now I am thinking do we really have to wait till 2060 for things to start getting interesting?

I hope not, because I will be past my prime! Let 2020′s be the amazing decade of this century!

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2012..No not the Olympics

Before I praise 2012 (the movie) on its amazing graphics, I will first add that there is also two other films released around the same time called 2012: Doomsday and its sequel 2012: Supernova. Which are both amazingly bad, and not the kind of bad that you can say, ‘It’s so bad its good!’. If you are going to watch one of them, say for example if you have a momentary lapse of insanity of the brain tank, watch Supernova, simply because it scored a couple of 0 point somethings higher than Doomsday. I have not seen any of Supernova, and only a couple of minutes of Doomsday, which was just enough for me to close the media player, and delete the film whilst spitting on my monitor ( I considered formatting my hard drive to remove all remnants and history of this piece of corpse stench)

Stay clear of

My theory is that the film makers knew this film was a FailFilm and just named it similar to the new (and better) 2012 film so that the Grandma’s that still visit Blockbuster will accidently buy it.

Anyway, let the review commence!

I did enjoy 2012, but I think because I am very much interested in computer animation and CGI, I found the film more interesting than most people. Or maybe it was just because I saw the majority of America sink/explode/burst into flames and other such catastrophic events (namely Woody Harrelson playing an unimportant character)

The film is very formulaic and Hollywoodised unfortunately, and dramatic, but I suppose the end of the world would be quite dramatic. Like when people say that there is only seven original stories. Every film ever made follows one of these stories, or several of these stories/plots intertwined.

A summary of this film is very easy:

Divorced Dad wins back his wife and kids by saving them from several catastrophes, escaping to China where they have made several large ‘arcs’ to withstand the catastrophes and secure the future of the human race.

Oh yes and along the way the father in law of the children conveniently dies, and the mother gets over his death surprisingly fast and becomes happy family again with Kevin Spacey, strange.

I do think so

Overall I enjoyed 2012. I can’t really explain why because 2012 is a mediocre film apart from the amazing CGI. Perhaps we are all hypnotized by shiny computer generated disasters, and scaring our Grandparents.

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Pimp my blog

I wont moan about how I can’t sleep, I said this just so that you know why I am blogging at such a ridiculous hour.

Anyway, I have added a couple new things to my blog. Ive got a new Twitter widget to the side so you can see what goes on inside my crazy little mind.

(I do plan on using Twitter from now on)

Also have a pointless rating system on posts so you can remind me how good / extremely bad some of my posts are.

[polldaddy poll=2333589]

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Quite Normal Activity

I have been a busy little student watching a couple of the new films that are out in the cinema. The kind of films everyone raves about before they are even released, and once they are released they just say, ‘oh..’.

Notably

Paranormal Activity

Which is the most unscary piece of zombie brain food I have ever seen.

Things that are scarier than Paranormal Activity:

  • Bill Baily
  • Dogs with three legs
  • People that eat in a slow, menacing way
  • Flowers

Although this film was marketing extremely well, which means they were able to disguise how much of a bad film this is by not telling us that this film is filmed on one location, in the same way, for an hour and a bit. Which tends to get extremely boring. Much like the Blair Witch Project, although I cannot say much about that because I havent seen it.

The film starts with a happy couple deciding to venture into the paranormal world by filming, and recording sound, or ‘EVP‘ as ghost hunters call it.

Translated: ‘Who you gonna call?’

Obviously this ghost, or demon as they later find out, gets rather annoyed with all this exposure to the media world. Perhaps this is a shy demon, or perhaps he is just Russel Crowe and likes to inflict pain unto anyone with a camera.

So many footsteps, bangs, possessions, and one rude awakening, where the girl is pulled out of bed, dragged down the hall, and bitten. Which is the best way I suggest to get a younger brother out of bed.

I was slightly enjoying the film until about halfway through, when the guy (who is very annoying) puts powder on the floor to try and capture footprints. The footprints in the morning are of a demonic nature, three toes, like a bird kind of. When this happened I lost faith in the film and just thought to myself…’This is a bit silly’.

The ending, which I thought was an anti climax, was quick, abrupt, and not very clear. Because the film is made to look sort of like a home movie, the camera is left in the bedroom, and as the possessed girlfriend walks out of the room, all you hear is a scream, presumably the dude as he gets jooked by a large sharp knife. Which I dont blame the girl for doing, she probably just blamed it on possession.

Possession my arse.

She hated his guts so much she thought they would look better with several puncture wounds.

After watching Paranormal Activity I was left feeling disappointed and had a full and happy nights sleep dreaming about rabbits.

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